Piranha Review

Chewed up people, body parts and 3D vomit. Yuck!

Inception Review

I am SOOOOOOOOO confused. Why did the hairstylists give gorgeous men like Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Tom Hardy those greasy, slicked-back hairstyles?

Splice Review

Does it surprise anyone that this was not one of my favorite films? The mere premise of the movie as well the previews involving a human-something-else-hybrid that sprouts a tail already had me appalled. Adrien Brody’s character has some very serious issues to work out. Funny, they seem to point the finger at his spouse for having a messed-up past. Really??? Once you see this you will wonder what the hell he was thinking as well as have the violent urge to vomit. I do NOT want to live in this movie. I do NOT want to even live in a five mile radius of any store that rents out or sells this DVD or Blue Ray. If you want a movie that gives a “no” feeling see this movie.

Get Him to the Greek Review

Dirty, smelly-looking men. Vomit. Urine. Nothing nice to see here.

Letters to Juliet Review

I love, love, loved this movie. The preview did not disappoint. I expected to see beautiful breathtaking Italy and I did. Attractive actors, picturesque landscape, quaint Italian villas, and restaurants that you could sit in for hours… There is so much to rave about in this film. I want to live, eat, die, sleep and breathe in this movie. When I purchase it on DVD (on the exact day it is released), it will sit right next to my copy of Under a Tuscan Sun so that I have two choices when I want to escape into the land of Italy and escape from my real life. Vanessa Redgrave is an absolutely lovely older female actor (unlike the jarring Sophia Lauren). Amanda Seyfried is so beautiful and hello Christopher Egan…

Drag Me to Hell Review

Silly, gross and ridiculous! This movie has mediocre-looking actors, no beautiful things, and lots of disgusting bugs, flies and phlegm. Definitely not a movie you want to escape into to feel like you are living another, better life. The lead character, Christine Brown (Alison Lohman) is a loan officer who lives in a cute character home - at least from the outside. The house itself has a great structure with gorgeous dark wood door frames. However, this loan officer clearly has no taste or cleaning abilities. Her home looks like a dump! The most evil demon in this movie is this messy, disorganized, and poorly decorated home. The most frightening thing is the “Baby, Hang On” kitten poster on her bedroom wall. Please, if you are over the age of 13, do not hang pictures of kittens on your walls. This type of thing is seriously disturbing. Don’t even get me started on adults with huge stuffed animal collections. There are a couple of nice points in this movie. Christine has a great view from her bedroom window and her boyfriend has a great career as a professor of psychology, which I would love. Unfortunately, this is not enough to make me want to live in this movie. Just a little warning…eating while watching this movie is not a wise choice.

Chloe Review

This movie was hot, hot, hot! The stunning footage of restaurants and cafes in Toronto are enough to get you in the mood. The lovely recital halls, gorgeous actors, breath-taking greenhouse, and great clothing get you to plateau. And… then…the house…oh, yes, the house…that Catherine Stewart (Julianne Moore) and David Stewart (Liam Neeson) inhabit…talk about a climax! See it. It takes my breath away just thinking about it again. I will definitely be buying the DVD when it comes out for those lonely nights…

Gorgeous ladies; sexy lounge.